Welcome to the ship of fools
Where wisdom hides and whimsey rules
And no one ever cares to think
Until the ship's about to sink
I would sail the world and the seven seas
If it could put my mind at ease
But this ship never comes to port
And this world just breaks your heart
Yet opportunity often knocks
When the ship is on the rocks
Better take your chances out at sea
Than on this ship a passenger be
